I Love My Relative? Post #1 of the “Eleven Toes” Series More than 20 years ago, Weird Al Yankovic recorded a fantastic PSA, creatively rewording Avril Lavigne’s hit, “Complicated” to address three largely ignored yet highly relevant subjects. In this song, he raises awareness for what too much pizza does to human digestive systems, as well as how dangerous roller coasters can be if you don’t follow the rules (Who wants to be killed at an amusement park?). If you’re interested in hearing this helpful message for its time, here’s the link: https://youtu.be/iOGXmmLSSdE?si=f52qq9iMIobevCM7 The issue this article is concerned with is contained in the 2 nd verse and chorus of Weird Al’s PSA parody. Here are the lyrics: I was feelin' pretty down ‘Til my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say In fact I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly, But woe is me Who would have...